I’m British and I'm hella bummed about it. Wish I was American or even Canadian, ’cause let’s be real, Canada’s gonna end up part of the States anyway. What should I do?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:30

I’m British and I'm hella bummed about it. Wish I was American or even Canadian, ’cause let’s be real, Canada’s gonna end up part of the States anyway. What should I do?

Oh look, it’s Jack again. Always claiming to be British, and clearly not British at all.

So, Jack, why don’t you get a life? Or maybe get a real job?

Or are you just a 12-year-old kid in Mom’s basement finding things to do in between masturbation sessions?

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He’s here to bad-mouth the UK at every opportunity, using “questions” as his modus operandi.